For those of you who were appalled, confronted, disappointed, insulted and generally not edified by the parade of primping prima-donnas pressing their pathetic political points in yesterday's Ugly Sunday, here's something to bring our minds back to motorcycles, and what the forum is supposed to be about. I have purchased a $100 gift voucher from www.gobike.com.au, who bill themselves as Australia's Biggest On-Line Motorcycle Accessories Store. (I don't know whether they are or not, nor do I care much; $100 is still $100 wherever you spend it.) All you have to do to have $100 spending at this store is to provide a caption for each of these five motorcycling pictures. The captions do not have to relate to the actual content of the pictures, nor do they have to make a lot of sense, as some of the pictures don't either. But it would be noice of they were at least marginally printable, and hopefully also funny; (can't see the point of a serious caption competition, can you? No? Thought so!) OK, please avoid upsetting the sensitive souls who think that if YOU post you are going to fill the internet up and there'll be no room for THEM, and post only one set of answers! As usual, the judge's decision will be final, and no correspondence will be entered into. Bribery will get you no-where, but a sincere apology from some of yesterday's spiteful posters might square the leger. I will award the prize next Monday! So here's the pics. The file names are just because files have to have names; call them what you will. http://home.exetel.com.au/hornethome/Motocross Mud.jpg http://home.exetel.com.au/hornethome/Oops1.jpg http://home.exetel.com.au/hornethome/oops3.jpg http://home.exetel.com.au/hornethome/nod.jpg http://home.exetel.com.au/hornethome/reflectors.jpg Seconds out, begin!!!