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Ugly Baby

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Pink Angel, Jan 11, 2005.

  1. A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said:

    "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

    In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an
    aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

    The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and
    asked her what was wrong.

    "The bus driver just insulted me" she fumed.

    The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and
    shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

    "You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him
    a piece of my mind."

    "That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your dog."
  2. Strange thing that every mother thinks their baby is beautiful....natures way of stopping mothers from giving their babies the flick :shock: