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Two Wongs

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Pink Angel, Apr 5, 2006.

  1. Su Wong marries Lee Wong.
    The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.

    The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely
    Caucasian, white baby boy.
    "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents.

    "Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?"

    The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
    "Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him

    Sum Ting Wong
  2. Ban for racism
  3. I hope you're joking.
    Making fun of a persons lack of english skills is hardly racism. Cruel maybe, but racism not.
  4. Considering I received this joke from an Asian workmate, I find the comments very amusing :LOL:

    And on top of it, their surname is WONG :shock:
  5. If Matt wants that banned for racism, I want his avatar banned cause it offends me.

    because my tits dont look that good and Im offended. :roses:

  6. maybe there HIS tits.

    no thats just wong.
    (see what i did there....)
  7. Matt, you've got to be kidding I hope. This is where political correctness stuffs everything up. The average aussie be whatever background they are can generally take the micky out of themselves aswell as having it taken by their fellows.

    Christ (whoops blasphomy - thank Christ I'm not a religous man - contradiction in terms i know), we have an Australian was born here (Chinese background/parents) and one of the guys call him Sweet & Sour, and he just dishes it back because the other guy is German he cans called Massuer
  8. oldie, but i thought this was appropriate :grin:

    1. That's not right
    Sum Ting Wong
    2. Are you harbouring a fugitive
    Hu Yu Hai Ding
    3. See me ASAP
    Kum Hia
    4. Stupid Man
    Dum Fuk
    5. Small Horse
    Tai Ni Po Ni
    6. Did you go to the beach
    Wai Yu So Tan
    7. I bumped the coffee table
    Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
    8. I think you need a face lift
    Chin Tu Fat
    9. It's very dark in here
    Wai So Dim
    10. I thought you were on a diet
    Wai Yu Mun Ching
    11. This is a tow away zone
    No Pah King
    12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week
    Wai Yu Kum Nao
    13. Staying out of sight
    Lei Ying Lo
    14. He's cleaning his automobile
    Wa Shing Ka
    15. Your body odour is offensive
    Yu Stin Ki Pu
    16. Great
    Fa Kin Su Pah
  9. lol :LOL:
    i love it!
    its not racist at all and this is coming from an asian person.
  10. incest?

    sum ting wery wong
  11. im asian and i laughed soo hard
    another one is

    guy with one testical too low

    won hung low