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Two ladies talking in heaven:

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Caz V1, Oct 19, 2007.

  1. Two ladies talking in heaven:

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to Death.

    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
    began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

    What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
    Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
    But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
    Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.....
    We'd both still be alive.
  2. I'm tipping this belongs in here as opposed to "off topic"?? :p
  3. lol, did I make a boo boo, :oops:
    thats what happens when ya try to play scrabble and browse NR at the same time :p
  4. ha ha. Pay that one, but probably only cos it's 1.30 a.m. and I've been up since 5 :roll: :LOL:
  5. She woudl suffocate before she froze
  6. it's a joke



    I think it's great :rofl: