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two fleas

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by ibast, Oct 24, 2006.

  1. Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.

    Last year, when one flea gets to Miami he is shivering and shaking.
    The other flea asked him, "Why are you shaking so badly?"
    The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."

    The other flea says, "That's the worst way to travel. Do what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cosy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of."

    The first flea thanks the second Flea and says he will give it a try next winter.

    A year goes by. When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.

    The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" "Yes," says the first flea.
    "I did exactly what you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks and finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cosy spot , but it was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.

    Then when I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."
  2. Heh

    Not flying Virgin then?