Every year two fleas, Wally and Regie have their winter reunion on the Sunshine coast, one year Regie see's as Wally arrives he is shivering and disheveled and he ask's "well how do you travel here?" Wally replies that he hitches a lift in a bikers beard. "Well take a tip from me Wally, and find yourself a nice warm pussy to hitch a ride in" Next year Regie arrives nice and warm as usual, and Wally turns up shivering and disheveled again. "Didnt you take my advice mate?" "Well I did like you said and found myself a nice warm pussy and it was great till we stopped at the Cross for the night. When I woke up I was in that bloody bikers beard again!"