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Two chimps and a Blonde

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by grange, Dec 24, 2008.

  1. A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast when she was
    flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

    The man walked up to the car and asked, 'Are you going to the Gold Coast?"

    'Sure,' answered the blonde, 'do you need a lift ?'

    'Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck My
    problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to
    the Gold Coast Zoo.

    They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road
    all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I' ll give you
    $100 for your trouble..'

    'I'd be happy to,' said the blonde.

    So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car
    and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

    Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of the Gold Coast when suddenly he was horrified!!

    There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the
    two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

    With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

    'What the heck are you doing here ?' he demanded, 'I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.'

    'Yes, I know you did,' said the blonde,' but we had money left over --- so
    now we're going to SeaWorld
  2. HAHAHAHA love it