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Tuesday Tickler

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by hornet, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. A man walked into the ladies' wear department of a Myers and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

    "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

    "Type?" inquired the man, "There's more than one type?"

    "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "But actually," she added, "even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

    "Really?", the relieved the man said.

    "Yes," she replied:

    "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

    Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

    The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

    The Catholic type supports the masses.

    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

    The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
  2. you know something really funny?

    its farking tuesday already :shock:
  3. you know something even funnier? You're still Bloody Awake!! I guess that little thing between the days called sleep helps to differentiate :p
  4. .... i went back to sleep... just got up again :p
  5. Yeah just rub it in! Can you read me a story tonight? :D :p
  6. sure baby... want to know what Im wearing too? mmmmmmmmm
  7. Thanks! and *sigh*...if you must :D

    PMSL!! just recalled last nights conversation!!!!
  8. if I must? thats not too enthusiastic :p Ill just sit here, safe in the knowledge that no one but me knows what im wearing.

    Cept matt232, i think his cameras are still round here somewhere
  9. yeah the :D must of been too subtle :p
  10. *insert cyber here*
  11. it's already there :p
  12. talking about matt isnt cyber :p
    Although, knowing you, you probably just added it when reading it and didnt even realise its not there
  13. *insert cyber here* <- it's already in there :p

    As for the second sentence... I really need sleep so I'm just going to say... huh?? :LOL: