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Try THAT on yer R1 !!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by FormerUser1, Dec 5, 2005.

  1. http://www.members.optusnet.com.au/glitchride/beware-turning-vehicle

    Temporary shortfall of vehicles around the place this morning...and the guinea-pig needed some fresh stuff....NOW. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
    Local postie nearly stuck HIS into the bushes when he saw me coming towards him :LOL: :LOL:
  2. hay hey hay :LOL:
  3. Well that really is the last straw!
  4. you need one of those "Oversized Vehicle" signs :)
  5. My brother's favourite joke:

    Q: Did you hear about the horse's three course dinner?
    A: Hay hay hay!!!!!!

    Impressive Pete, but I've seen 110cc scooters in Vietnam carrying:

    1) Three pigs (live and squirming)
    2) One large cow (not live, no squirming)
    3) One two-seater couch with two one-seater couches strapped on top (no kidding)
    4) A family of SEVEN people, including luggage.

    As well as a bicycle lugging a precariously mounted two metre-high stack of rice bags.

    Those vietnamese bikers are whackos.

  6. Baaahhh....next Tassie Gems and it's the WHOLE bunch on THAT postie (you're on the bottom !!!) :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
    ...AND we'll sign-up Tassie-Dave as the chauffeur :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  7. Crikey. Note to self: pack deodorant... For EVERYONE.
  8. either your helmet is huge or the bike is tiny.

    air brakes :D