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truly groanworthy

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by El Damo, Mar 22, 2006.

  1. Two guys are being chased around a castle by a woman wielding a sword.
    Eventually the woman traps them in a dead-end corridor. Seeing they have no way out she walks slowly towards them taking a few practice swings and grinning. Just as she gets close enough to deliver a fatal swing, one of the guys pulls down his pants, jumps up and the sword smashes against his dick. The woman looks in amazement at the her broken sword, while the two men dodge past her, dive out of a window and escape from the castle grounds.

    Once they are safely away (and fully clothed) the second man turns to his friend and says "That was amazing. How did you know you'd be able to break that sword with your dick?"
    The first guy turns to him and says "I thought we were done for, but then I remembered a piece of advice that I read once."
    "Really," says the other guy, "what was that?"
    "My friend, it was this ....
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    'The penis: mightier than the sword'"
     
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  2. *groans*
     
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  3. make love not war?
     
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  4. oh dear!!! Quite a good play on a quote however!!
     
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  5. You were right. Truly groan-worthy. :LOL:

    So how do you punctuate the following?

    woman without her man is nothing




    Guys: "Woman without her man, is nothing."
    Girls: "Woman. Without her, man is nothing."
     
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