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True Love

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by grange, Mar 1, 2009.

  1. Wife: 'What are you doing?'
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
    Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

    Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
    Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
    Wife : 'Yes or no.'
    Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
    Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
    Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
    Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
    Stress Reliever Girl:
    'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
    Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
    Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
    Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
    Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
    Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'