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true blond story

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by D Stump, Jul 26, 2007.

  1. it circulated emails so you may have heard it. whenever i think about it i smile.

    a true blond approached a service station counter and said 'i would like a 710 please'

    'what's a 710?'

    'i dont know but my cars engine had one and now it doesnt'

    want to know what a 710 is?

    its the OIL cap when read upside down.
  2. Nice.

    I like this one:

  3. thats great, im gunna buy a pack tomorrow! [any newsagent with have em made with your words of choice]

    thanks pete
  4. the best one i have heard of is some chick bought a boat and took it out for the first time. put the thing in the water and took off but i didn't go any where so she putted down to the marina and got a mechanic to look at it. he checked the whole thing and fond nothing wrong so he stuck his head under the boat to check nothing was caught on it.

    what did he find... she left the trailer attached to the boat just unhooked it from the car, trailer and all
  5. my BLOND sister did that...BOTH of them...on separate occations!

    thank God im dark [and a kick ar$e chess player to boot!]