A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, ‘I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop!!’ The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal. ' she says. The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny .. . . .. . I'm homesick !!!!!'