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Trucking good!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Oct 12, 2009.

  1. A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie.

    He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, ‘I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop!!’

    The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal. ' she says.

    The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny .. . . .. . I'm homesick !!!!!'