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Trouble at Funeral

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by NiteKreeper, Jan 5, 2011.

  1. There was a disurbance today at the funeral of the composer the famous song "The Hokey Pokey".
    Apparently the trouble started when they tried to put his left leg in...

  2. Der!!!!.... that was silly!!....*snort*
  3. Q. What's red and invisible?

    A. No tomatoes.
  4. Doctor, Doctor. I keep thinking I'm a burglar!

    Have you taken anything for it?

  5. lol - this is definitely the thread for that kind of joke tweets...
  6. I heard that it took two days to bury him.........
  7. Two blokes are at the bar.
    One says "Your round"
    The other says "So are you, you fat b@stard"
  8. Doctor, Doctor!!... I feel like I'm an apple...

    ..we must get to the core of this!....