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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by gsxr1000, Apr 18, 2005.

  1. It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is
    one with none:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
    tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
    that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot
    tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
    is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste
    of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son
    of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my
    pecker in."
  2. That's fir-kin funny!
  3. Yeah, I thought it was OAK-ay! :LOL:
  4. I think you should leave off the tree references, by gum.
  5. ASH-ually I think it's fun. It's good to PINE-ally get some good puns in!

    (Took me a while to work the Pine one in... :D )