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Train Ride

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Guest, May 30, 2005.

  1. A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves
    assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two
    retired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am,
    I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
    to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

    "Good," she replies. "Get your own f#cking blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.