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Train delay

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by mischiefmaka, Dec 4, 2009.

  1. A mother was working in the kitchen while listening to her 5-year old son
    playing with his new electric train in the living room.

    She heard the train stop and her son saying, "all you sons of bitches
    who want off, get the hell off now. Cause this is the last stop!"
    "And, all you sons of bitches, who are getting on, get your asses in the
    train. Cause we're going down the tracks."
    A horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
    language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
    stay there for TWO HOURS." "When you come out, you may play with your train
    but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
    his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say.
    "All passengers please remember your things, thank you and I hope your trip
    was very pleasant. We hope you will ride with us again soon. "Then she
    heard her little darling continue..."For those of you boarding, remember,
    there is no smoking in the train. We sincerly hope you will have a pleasant
    and relaxing journey with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, the child added
    "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay...
    please take it up with the biatch in the kitchen!"