Yeah, so last night I was just about to take the bike to get some chinee takeaway when i hear this massive *crunch*. I look out the door and see this tarago attempting a 3 point turn and its rear is right where I parked my bike and my bike is now on the floor. Then I notice the van is still trying to make the turn so I race out there mobile phone camera in hand and stand in front of the vehicle to prevent it escaping. I confront the woman asking her 'do you know you just hit my bike?'. She denies knowing she hit anything (later her story changes to how she thought she hit a tree or something... I asked her was she planning to get out and inspect what she hit, she said 'of course') so I ask for her drivers licence. Anyways.. turns out she hasn't got a licence and feeds me some story about how her bf will kill her if he finds out she crashed, so could I either turn a blind eye, or just say her bf was driving the vehicle. We both inspect the damage of the bike in the pitch black. It's an old Honda CB250 so it's not in the best nick anyways, but there are definitely a few new scratches particularly on the engine housing, left clutch and pegs etc but doesn't look too major (the kicker was that in this womans 'expert opinion' they look like scrapes inconsistent with the bike falling over.. HA!). Took me about 15 mins to get the bike going though. So at the end of the day, I just think there's a few minor cosmetic injuries to the bike, I guess i'm more pissed off that this woman tried to drive off when she knew she was involved in an accident. All I have of this womans details are her phone number and the license plate of the van (and a few photos of the scene).