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Top 30 Atheist Bumper Sticker & T-shirt slogans

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by TonyE, Sep 24, 2009.

    1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
    2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Arsehole
    3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
    4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
    5. There’s A REASON Why Atheists Don’t Fly Planes Into Buildings
    6. “Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day.” God.
    7. God Doesn’t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.
    8. He’s Dead.
      It’s Been 2,000 years.
      He’s Not Coming Back.
      Get OVER It Already!

    9. People Who Don’t Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn’t Have Such Funny Beliefs
    10. Jesus is Coming? Don’t Swallow That.
    11. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!
    12. God Doesn’t Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.
    13. You Say “Heretic” Like It Was a BAD Thing
    14. “Intelligent Design” Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
    15. I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent
    16. My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel
    17. Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten
    18. If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
    19. I Forget – Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?
    20. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative
    21. If we were made in His image, when why aren’t humans invisible too?
    22. JESUS SAVES….You From Thinking For Yourself
    23. How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can’t Even Define It?
    24. Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
      A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.
    25. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex
    26. I Went to a Christian School and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.
    27. WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.
    28. The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children
    29. Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War
    30. Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony

  1. I must have some of these in tshirt form :D
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  3. Great list btw.
  4. ..some good ones there!! :p
  5. :eek:wned:

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  7. Pisser! Wish I had some of those bumper stickers.
  8. One that a friend brought back from the States that I've got on my fridge reads "Born OK the first time!" :grin:
  9. I move to add this one to the list:

    "Rational arguments do not usually work on religious people. If they did, there would be no religious people."
  10. I like:

    "A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle"

  11. Heh love both those. So true.
  12. Number 25! PMSL! Dare you to wear that on a tshirt in the mormon bible belt!!