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Top 10 times in history when the "F" word was appr

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Milos, Jun 17, 2005.

  1. 10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

    9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC

    8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

    7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

    6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso,1926

    5th - "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

    4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

    3rd - "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945

    2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" - JFK,1963

    And,.....drum roll........ The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F"word........

    "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to see us in the Dunny!"- Wayne Carey, 2002
  2. what about
    "where the fcuk is all this water coming from? " Captain of the Titanic.
    "i thought i could smell fcuking petrol" Niki Lauder
  3. or

    @#$%! - matt232, Anzac day 2005
  4. F**KIN AY MAN - Big Lebowski

    Snatch - Self Explanatry, F88kin awesome movie

    Pulp Fiction - 6 holes in the wall behind travolta and jackson
  5. you wanna check my @#$%en bag?!?! :shock: - schapelle corby

    oooooh, i'm gunna cop it for that :twisted:
  6. Heard them before but still funny . I like your coconuts :LOL:
  7. Nice one coconuts! Love it.

    "Can you hear a fcuking plane?" Twin Towers, September 11, 2001

    Now the heat's off coconuts for a while at least i guess.
  8. love it karma it up matie :)
  9. i just thought of one

    fcuk me theres a chip in the tiles! - space shuttle columbia feb 1 2003
  10. "He fcuking did what?" Mr and Mrs Bryant (Martin's parents), Tasmania, 1996.
  11. WTF :?:
  12. :shock: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    What a CLASSIC
  13. "You stuck that F$%#^&G cigar where?" - Bill Clinton
    "You wanna stick that F$%#^&G cigar where?" - Monica Lewinski

    "You wanna suck my F$%#^&G what?" - Fergie, Duchess of York

    "Let me F$%#^&G drive!" - Henri Paul, 1997 (Princess Diana's Driver)
  14. What do you mean your a F&^%ing man - me 1992 :shock:
  15. erm
    he didn't have living parents
    bad taste also.
    -ve karma
  16. Actually you're wrong too, smee.

    His mother was alive and taken into police custody on the night of the shootings.

    But yes, his father commited suicide several years earlier leaving martin an aprrox $500 000 inheritence.

    Okay, so, Hiroshima: hundreds of 1000's dead in an instant.

    Titanic, a slow painful death for hundreds.

    A man nearly burns to death and suffers massive injuries.

    But only a frustrated, boy in a man's body shooting 35 people is bad taste?

    pffft to your negative karma.

    I live for negative karma.
  17. day of my stack
  18. act of war

    No one is alive from that era so it doesn't have the immediate impact.

    He is very much alive and thriving and probably jokes about his injuries himself.

    His mother?
    you sure?
    He lived with an aunt or grandmother or something like that.
    As for the other ones they were silly jokes but some of us here may have actually been affected by bryant and you making excusues for that piece of human filth "like a boy in a man's body" is beyond any shred of decency and humanity.
    Maybe you should be in the shoes of Allanah and Madeline's father and see if you can make excuses to him about Bryant shooting his daughters in cold blood after hunting them down.
    You can live for negative karma all you want but that does not excuse your bad taste.
    Enough said.
  19. i honestly thought my one would be the first to offend ppls :(

    it sucks what happened to all these lot, but i think its safe to say that all these jokes were thought up with the intention of making ppls laff, not to offend. i'm guessing you were close to the bryant episode there smee? i feel for all the families, i really do, but if someone cant make a joke about it YEARS down the track, then i think its the offended one that has the issue, not the one that made the crack.

    and did you find any of them funny? cos i could garuantee that theres someone around to get deeply offended by ALL of them. i'd say if you find any of them amusing, you'd be using just as much poor taste as the mcbigg