So you get your license, get yourself a bike, go for a spin around the block.....and it occurs to you there is a metric shitload of questions you now desperately need answered... ...such as 'what happens if I die?'...'will there be motorcycles in heaven?'...'what is the meaning of life if it's not to ride motorcycles?'....etc Back home you sit yourself down in front of your PC and with quivering hands make your inquiries to the all knowing great God of the internet called Google. The benevolent all knowing one called Google has heard your questions many times before and in time even his patience is tested, until eventually he directs your attention towards the Mecca of motorcycling Noobness that is to us mere mortals simply called Netrider. A couple of rudimentary searches are conducted, a witty username dreamt up and a Welcome thread is created....and then a volley of questions is unleashed. So let's have em, what are the Top 10 questions wide eyed freshly born motorcyclists birthed into our world ask? Anyone can play I expect nodding will feature high up the list.