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Top 10 Dog Peeves About Humans

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Fluffy Bunny Feet, Aug 25, 2005.


    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!

    2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it!

    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we
    chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
    Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

    7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised
    when I freak out every time we go back!

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry,
    but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

    9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

    10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know
    the truth, you're just jealous.
  2. Classic, fbf
    Wanna make up the same list for cats as well???
  3. Haha, nice work. That last one was top stuff. Like number 3 too.
  4. Thanks FBF, a good hoot for a Saturday night!
  5. Ha ha, number 8 is so good!