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Took dad shopping...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by robsalvv, Mar 15, 2009.

  1. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at him.

    The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:

    'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

    And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

    'Got stoned once and f*cked a peac0ck. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

  2. Oooh, snap! :LOL:
  3. i'll pay that :LOL:
  4. Heheheheee! Exxxxcellent :LOL: