Welcome to Netrider ... Connecting Riders!

Interested in talking motorbikes with a terrific community of riders?
Signup (it's quick and free) to join the discussions and access the full suite of tools and information that Netrider has to offer.

Too sick for work!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Sep 7, 2009.

  1. A worker calls the boss one morning and says that they are
    Staying home because they are not feeling well.

    'So, what's the matter?' asks the boss.

    'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' says the worker in a weak voice.

    'And what the hell is anal glaucoma?'

    'I just can't see my ass coming into work today.'


  2. Hahaha !!!

    Might try this one at work, though I don't expect to receive a reply different from 'we won't be needing you from tomorrow onwards, Mr Nickers'... (more time for riding ? :) )

    Actually, I can get away with heaps, eg.. runny nose, blocked sinuses and indigestion are just some of the 'common' ones used ;) But calling in sick saying there's something wrong with my 'ass' ???? :shock:
  3. Bad anal tears mate.
  4. :LOL:

    Would this then be an appropriate time for one to say " Damn, this sh*ts me to tears !!! " ?
  5. Industrial Diarrhoea (work gives me the sh..s)