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Too Close

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by roundman58, Nov 10, 2005.

  1. A blonde had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra.

    "Yes Madame," said the clerk. "I'm quite certain that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?"

    "Braille," she replied.