I was just in the public toilets - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up t Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"