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Toilet Humour

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by MelbourneMick, Sep 14, 2011.

  1. I was just in the public toilets - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:

    "Hi, how are you?"
    Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
    Stall: "So what are you up t
    Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
    Stall: "Can I come over?"
    Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now
    Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"
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  2. oh man I lost it on that classic. Well done
  3. lol and here I was thinking it was being read off the wall like the classic 'some come here to sit and think, some come here to wonder'