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To all Netriders, A Holiday Greeting

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by cjvfr, Dec 24, 2010.

  1. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
    for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
    non addictive, gender neutral and/or unspecified celebration of the
    summer solstice holiday practised with the most enjoyable traditions
    of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with
    respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
    others, or their choice not to practise religious or secular
    traditions at all.

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
    medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the most widely
    accepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the
    calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
    have helped make our country great (not to imply that Australia is
    necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the
    race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or
    sexuality, sex or gender of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
    transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
    no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
    her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is
    revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted
    to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings
    for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the
    sole discretion of the wisher.

    Best regards ( without prejudice )

  2. LOL...And ditto!

    Best wishes to all for the season. Stay Safe and very Merry all...whatever you celebrate!
  3. I need a year off after reading that !
    Merry Christmas to you also guys and here's to a bright, prosperous and love-filled New Year (y)
  4. .... Generic greetings to all!!.....:D
  5. Umm..Ta mate.

  6. i didn't read all of it cause it gave me a headache, but thanks :D

    you too, everyone else, incl OP!
  7. Me too Me too Me too!
  8. woah, i just realised why i saw so many posts by you, CFVFR (or the other way around)! because i didn't realise you and cjvfr (the OP) were different until i saw the first post by him, and the other by you (upper and lower cases) man that's confusing!! haha

  9. HeHe I'm the good looking one, CFVFR is the ugly sod. ;)
  10. Call it what you want, celebrate it how you feel just make it a fantastic one!

    Merry Christmas Everyone!
  11. and cj is the blind funt!

    At least we share the same tastes (good) in bikes!!
  12. hahaha thanks dudes for clearing that up :D
  13. Happy Christmahannukwanzadan everyone.
  14. hope the season is full of love....