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Titanics Magician.....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by ward_4e, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each
    week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

    There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each
    week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

    Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show,
    "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers
    under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

    The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,
    the captain's parrot.

    Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the! ship unfortunately sank,
    drowning almost all who were on board.

    The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the
    middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot. They
    stared at
    each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

    This went on for a day... and then 2 days ... and then 3 days ...

    Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and
    said .................

    "OK, I give up. Where's the f**kin' ship?"