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Tis the season....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Dec 15, 2009.

  1. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
    It's Christmas, Eve !

    How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
    Stacks !

    What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
    She gave him the cold shoulder !

    What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
    Ice caps!

    Where do snowmen go to dance ?
    Snowballs !

    What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
    Frost bite !