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Thursday Thoughts

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by hornet, Nov 24, 2005.

  1. He who unintentionally puts off procrastination may accidentally get something done

    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

    Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
  2. Why does sour cream have a use by date???
  3. Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
  4. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
    Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
  5. 24 hours servo's & 7/11's have locks on the front door, why??

    Yeah, I know the staff need to have toilet breaks but don't spoil it
  6. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
  7. ok then, what's the speed of dark? :shock:
  8. Just look at my signature
  9. so when attendants need to clean or do something out the back they can stop people from coming in and stealing stuff
  10. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
    several times, does he become disoriented?

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?