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Thursday funnies

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Woodsy, Apr 12, 2007.

  1. Why sould Friday get all the funnies.

    In Memory of all those who love their bosses!

    A guy phones up his Boss,
    but gets the bosses' wife instead.
    "I'm afraid he died last week."
    she explains. The next day the
    man calls again and asks for
    the boss. "I told you" the wife replies,
    "he died last week." The next day
    he calls again and once more
    asks to Speak to his boss.
    By this time the wife is getting
    upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY
    He replied laughing,
    "I just love hearing it..."
  2. lmao.... now thats funny... good one :LOL:

  3. Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation, ...no one wants him to leave.
    Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"
    The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!" More sighs and loud applause, Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, ... I will give him sex!" There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?" Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his fore head with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, "Screw the Preacher!"
    P.S. 'Isn't senility something else?'