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Three women die together in an accident

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by cruisingal, May 16, 2006.

  1. Three women die together in an accident

    And go to heaven.

    When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in
    heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
    place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
    they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally
    steps on one.

    Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

    St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for
    stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

    The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and
    along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is
    another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same
    admonishment as for the first woman.

    The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be
    chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful
    where she steps.

    She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day
    St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever
    laid eyes on . very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

    St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

    The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained
    to you for all of eternity?"

    The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
  2. hmm not sure how it was funny..... :?
    i dont get it....
  3. The third woman was very ugly!!!!
  4. ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)
    now i get it :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  5. oh dear troy ............
  6. leave me alone :oops: :oops: :oops:
  7. Troy, I thought I was the blonde one!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. so u didnt understand it either?? or am i alone on this... :cry:
  9. Have you been getting enought sleep mate ??

    and cruisingal lol :grin: :grin:
  10. no not really.... went to be very late/ early morning and had to go to work
    so im blaming not enough sleep for my slow thinking :LOL: :LOL:
  11. No, I fully understood it you wacker !
  12. crawling back under the rock i came from :oops: :cry: :LOL: :LOL:

  13. You are most certainly alone here champ!!!
  14. yep, sounds like serious sleep deprivation troy :( don't worry mate. we still love you :grin: :wink: :p

    thx cruisingal :LOL:
  15. :p :p :p Dont worry Troy,I have sleep deprived mornings like that,where brain sits there in neutral revn its tits off going nowhere.Welcome to my reality. :? :WStupid: