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Three Hillbillies are sitting.............

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by D1300, Jul 22, 2009.

  1. Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

    1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '

    2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'

    1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

    2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!'

    1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'

    2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

    3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'

    1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'

    3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no dick!