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This morning's whinge

Discussion in 'General Motorcycling Discussion' at netrider.net.au started by mipearson, Jun 2, 2005.

  1. If you're going to do 75 in the tunnel or 90 on the rest of the tollway, how about you don't do it in the right-most lane?

    K THX BYE


     
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  2. bwahahahahahhahahahahaaa :LOL:

    "i drive really slow, in the ultra fast lane
    while people behind me are goiiiin insane
    i'm an a$$hole, an a$$hole eole, eole eole"

    :twisted:
     
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  3. Riding home last night

    Not only did I have to content with nasty traffic and cold weather, but a complete twat in a Toyota Seca with one headlight working pulling in behind me.

    OK, this is how the story goes.
    Westgate Fwy to Geelong
    Approaching the Hoppers Crossing exit
    Behind said vehicle passing cars and then I zoom into the left lane and pass him
    Goes in behind me and starts flashing lights
    Quickly check the bike as maybe something is hanging off
    Nothing hanging, driver is being a dick
    Apply breaks and gear down to fourth
    Body turned around facing driver asking what the problem is
    Keeps flashing and see hand out the window in a not so friendly wave
    Ask driver to pull over as I keep slowing down
    Driver backs off rather quickly

    Have a nice night I wave and ride away.... :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  4. [SARCASM]
    You heathen... you anti-christ you....

    how dare you disparage an obviously safe and intelligent road user!!!

    Saint Ian Johnston of Monash, and his Holliness Bracks of Parliament will banish you to purgatory for such heinous utterings!!!!!
    [/SARCASM]
     
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  5. Wooohooooo, after watching South Park the Movie, I see Satan is a real pushover.... Wooohoooo, i get to shag Satan I get to shag Satan... :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  6. Hey, relax fella, you need a rest guy...
     
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  7. satan eh....

    I've heard he's one hot piece of @ss



    sorry... that's just sad
     
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  8. Isn't that quote meant to be about beer? Or am I confused?
     
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  9. Dan - why do I need to relax and need a rest

    iffracem - it's a joke :) :D
     
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  10. It's from Southpark too - one of Sadaam's favourite sayings. :wink:
     
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  11. Dan, I remember that scene, how funny is that....... :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  12. My whinge for today is the fact not a lot of people can sit at a set speed. Now I know on our bikes it is relatively simple, we can hear the motor and the sensation of the wind rushing past and can keep our speed constant. I was driving home last night with the cruise control on the car set dead on 100km and the amount people that shot past me then I had to pass as they slowed I cannot count on both hands and feet.
     
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  13. Your confused......

    Red wine is the King of alcoholic drinks, Beer (IMHO) is suitable only when...

    (1)There is no red wine left (sacriligous thoughts **shudder**)
    (2) It's a stinking hot day and a cold Tooheys Old or Newcastle Brown seems more appealing (sacriligous thoughts **shudder**)
    (3) You've just discovered a bottle of Tullamore Dew that needs to be attended to....

    Red Wine Rocks my friend.
     
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  14. [mutual admiration society] Iffracem, you are a splendid chap with excellent taste. I dips me lid to you. [/mutual admiration society]
     
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  15. Not just one! Two different vehicles, both going slow in the fast lane, both while there was traffic in the other lanes so I couldn't overtake! It's an asshole conspiracy!
     
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  16. Hmmmmmmm, red wine.... yummy yummy....
     
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  17. I wish I was in Ian Johnston's 'Wipe off 5' add... I'd be lanesplitting between the two slow motion Falcons, and clean him up.

    :LOL:
     
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  18. :shock: ..........blouse :twisted:
     
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  19. I know... that's why I put the sarcasm bits in there.

    sorry if it come across differently, I was hoping to add to the humour.

    JJ
     
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  20. I'm begining to wonder if we're actually related :shock:

    Same age, same OFARC'ness, same humour, same exquisite tastes in bikes and beverages.

    I bet you like women as well :wink:

    JJ
     
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