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This Is How Sh*t Happens

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by roundman58, Jul 14, 2005.

  1. In the Beginning was The Plan
    And then came the Assumptions
    And the Assumptions were without form
    And the Plan was completely without substance
    And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers
    And the Workers spoke amongst themselves, saying
    "It is a crock of s---, and it stinketh."
    And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,
    "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."
    And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them,
    "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong,
    such that none may abide by it."
    And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,
    "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
    And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another,
    "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
    And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,
    "It promotes growth and is very powerful."
    And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,
    "This new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this
    Company, and in these Areas in particular."
    And the President looked upon The Plan,
    And saw that it was good, and The Plan became Policy.
    And this is how S--- Happens.


     
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  2. Sorta reflects the way that some threads in here end up entirely differently from the way their original posters intended!!

    :)):):):):):)

    It's an oldie, but it's still a goodie.
     
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  3. love it.

    i can think of a few companies that this could easily apply to.
     
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  4. yeah I was thinking the same thing about fishing, hey has anyone got one of those new shimano reels? They are awesome aren't they?

    :p
     
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