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This is gold

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Guest, Apr 11, 2005.

  1. A retired couple, both well into their 80s, go to a s*x therapist's office.

    The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
    The man says, "Will you watch us have s*xual intercourse?"
    The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
    elderly couple is asking for s*xual advice that he agrees. When the couple
    finish, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the
    way you have intercourse."



    He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50
    and says good-bye.

    The next week, however, the couple return and ask the s*x therapist to
    watch again. The s*x therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

    This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment,
    have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

    Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
    sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

    The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
    and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
    The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50,
    and I get $43 back from Medicare
     
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  2. I think this should have been titled "G this is old".

    An oldy but a goody, I remember hearing Maurie Fields tell this joke on Hey Hey It's Saturday ages & ages ago. Am I showing my age or what!
     
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  3. Maurie could tell a joke so well - I remember him telling this one too. Showing your age? Definately - isn't it great :p :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  4. Never heard this one before - ...That's G old..
     
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  5. was that the morning or evening version of Hey Hey?

    Now that will show your age.

    I can remember getting up at 6 to watch Thunderbirds then waiting patiently (not) for Hey Hey to start at 8.

    Followed by the American "Wide World of Sports" after Hey Hey (our first exposure to NASCAR).
     
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  6. That joke was the evening version but I can remember the morning version as well. I also remember watching the Super Flying fun show on weekdays as I got dressed for primary school.
     
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  7. I used to watch Hey Hey but for the life of me can't remember this at all. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Cheers
    Lids
    :D :D
     
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  8. I have never heard it before.. Pretty good imo :LOL:

    Lisa :twisted:
     
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  9. hey hey?? hows about "its a knockout" :D
     
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  10. that is a pissa!
    definately going around the office tomorrow...
     
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