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this is for RC36Honda and Hornet600

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by farawayman, Sep 5, 2005.

  1. There was a man who lost one of his arms in an motorcycle accident. He became very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and ride and do a lot of things that took two arms. One day he'd had it. He decided to commit suicide.

    He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
    He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to do things with.
    There goes a man with no arms skipping down the footpath happy and going on with his life.

    He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms. The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.

    He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway? "

    He replied; "I'm NOT happy; my ass itches."

    babelfish must have a itchy ass. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  2. Thank you, o wizard of Warbie, that works on so many levels!!!!! (Give my regards to the Mills family, if you know or see them, incidentally, I haven't heard from them in years!!)
  3. I understand they are away holidaying at the moment. I will, when I see them.
  4. A handy story!!