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This guy is ahem........different

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by incitatus, Mar 12, 2007.

  1. :eek: man i have heard of bike fondeling but full blown on cars... :cry: shame... just shame.
  2. He "makes love" to cars???

    I spose she'll always drive you home afterwards...
  3. that's 7 different shades of "wrong" :p
  4. :shock: :shock: Ewwww

    Sooooo many possible X rated jokes here but you could get exhausted in the process *boom tish*. Hope I never purchase one of his "previously loved" vehicles :sick:
  5. :LOL: some Really weird Sh*t there!!!
  6. oh thats great! some guys are that way a bit and i guess the difference is some keep it secret.

    it's EASY to love a car, object and money. those people are weak on the inside and take take take without challenge is what they want.
  7. Even with my wide repartee of bad puns I'm not going anywhere near this one... :shock:

    Hornet, it's over to you...
  8. Confess Rolla, it was you wasn't it :shock: :LOL:
  9. So Pete, do you reckon this guy is exhausted afterwards?

    After, does he promise to cuddle... and wax?

    Why, with the contraception aspect, is it the car's responsibility to bring 4 rubbers?

    Do red ones get him off, faster?
  10. hmmmmmm

    well i've always said nice cars and bikes make me kinda horny but i still wouldn't "Do one" :shock:
  11. [​IMG]

    Check the exhaust once its been serviced by him. [​IMG]
  12. must...refrain...from...posting...

    Safe sex??


  13. He uses the petrol tank for 21 out of every 28 days, then he uses the exhaust.

    It it's a special occasion like his birthday, he'll be allowed to use the radiator... But only if he pulls out in time.

  14. Wouldn't that clog up the fuel lines?? Try explaining THAT at the next service...

    Does give a whole new connotation to the 'blown a seal' joke though...
  15. hehehe you've made me wonder about head gaskets and oil rings.
  16. Grease nipples
  17. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Hot dog we have a weiner...yay!!!