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This guy does have a point!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by folma, May 19, 2005.

  1. Another shameless stolen from elsewhere. :D


    Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
    Motorcycles' curves never sag.
    Motorcycles last longer.
    Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
    You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
    Motorcycles don't have parents.
    Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
    You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
    If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
    You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is _really_ worn.
    If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
    Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
    When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
    Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
    Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
    Motorcycle magazines.
    New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
    If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
    If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
    If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
    If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
    You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
    You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
    You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
    You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
    You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist
    and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
    If you say bad things to your Motorcycle, you don't have to apoligize
    before you can ride it again.
    You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
    Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
    Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
    Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
    Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
    Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
    You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
    It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
    If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
    You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.

  2. Kinda like this really

    Why dogs are better than women...

    Dogs don't cry
    Dogs love it when your friends come over
    Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
    Dogs think you sing great
    A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink
    Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
    Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
    Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name
    Dogs are excited by rough play
    Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
    Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
    Anyone can get a good looking dog
    If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
    Dogs don't shop
    Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor
    Dogs never need to examine the relationship
    A dog's parents never visit
    Dogs love long car trips
    Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
    When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it
    Dogs like beer
    Dogs don't hate their bodies
    Dogs never criticize
    Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
    Dogs never expect gifts
    Dogs don't worry about germs
    Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had
    Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives
    You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day
    Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry
    Dogs don't borrow your shirts
    Dogs never want foot rubs
    Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
    Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk
    Dogs can't talk
    Dogs seldom outlive you

    LOVE IT!!!!! SOOOOO True!!
  3. "Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public "

    Oh really Stew? :shock:

    Better you than me you pooch pasher! :p :LOL:
  4. you have to dress up in leather to ride the bike :)
  5. Would it have identical V-twins?
  6. Oh sharp. Very sharp. :?