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this got sydney laughing (long)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Chicken man, Mar 13, 2006.

  1. just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
    Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
    The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game Is
    called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they Are
    married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant Answers
    "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
    The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with
    phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same
    three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game,
    however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with
    laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway,
    here's how it all went down:
    DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
    Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
    DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast If
    you win. What is your name? First only please."
    Contestant: "Brian."
    DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
    Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
    DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
    Brian: "Sara."
    DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
    Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
    DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
    Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
    DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
    Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
    Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
    DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it
    Brian: "About 10 minutes."
    DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
    that if a trip wasn't at stake."
    Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
    DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
    Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
    DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
    Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us
    for a couple of weeks..."
    DJ: "Uh huh..."
    Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
    DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
    Brian: "On the kitchen table."
    DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
    times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this
    wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."
    [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
    DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?" (Touch
    Clerk: "Kinkos."
    DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
    Clerk: "This is she."
    DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right Now and
    I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
    Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
    DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
    give any\ answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules
    of 'Mate Match'?"
    Sarah: "No."
    DJ: "Good!"
    Brian: (laughing)
    Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
    Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
    completely honest."
    DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
    your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off To
    the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
    DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
    Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
    DJ: "What time?"
    Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
    DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
    Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
    DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
    manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
    from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
    Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
    DJ: "Where did you have it?"
    Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
    Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
    DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
    Sarah: "Well..."
    DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
    Sarah: "Up the @#*#..."
    After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station
    break" And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!

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  2. An oldie but a goodie
  3. so did they get the trip?
  4. That's amazing, I've heard that EXACT SAME situation occur myself on 3 different Melbourne radio stations so far, and I've read about it happening all over the world as well...

    What a coincidence! There must be a whole lotta buttsecks going on out there... ;)
  5. what can you say... people like to "spin sh*t"

  6. And there is no FOX FM station in Sydney that I am aware of.....
  7. You picky bunch :p ! Why let the truth stand in the way of a good story?
  8. oldie but goodie...
    i still laugh at this when i read it
    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: