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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by firefling, Jun 9, 2005.

  1. As an inspirational measure, the Boss had placed a sign in the restroom directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "Think!"

    The next day he went to the restroom, he looked at the sign and right below it, above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read -- "Thoap!"
  2. Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Excellent! :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
  3. Hahahahaha!!
  4. HAHAHAHA!!!!! that was absolute Gold
  5. And the sign on the toilet said "Thitter"

  6. *ahem*

    The God of Thunder went to war
    Upon his favourite filly.
    "I'm Thor!!!" he cried
    And the horse replied
    "You've forgotten the thaddle, thilly"!
  7. Beat me to it Clive but the way I learn't it, it had an extra line

    The God of war road forth one day,
    Upon his favourite filly,
    "I'm Thor!" He cried
    The Horse replied "I'm not surprised, you've forgotten your thaddle, thilly"
  8. Ah, mine is the one my mother taught me a rather long time ago.

    (That woman has a good deal to answer for. :LOL: )
  9. That's pretty thad...
  10. I still like the gag from the Muppet Movie, where Kermit & Miss Piggy are in a restaurant. Miss P makes a comment about frogs being slimy.

    Kermit: "No, that's a myth."

    Miss P: "What?"

    Kermit (shouting): "A myth! Myth!"

    Waitress: "Yeth?"

    (Look I've got kids, ok?)