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Things Kids Say/Do

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Finn, Dec 10, 2009.

  1. True Story.

    I was sitting at home watching TV and my Todler Son walks in and stands directly in front of me.
    He smiles, FARTS and then stares at me waiting.
    He says: "Aren't you gonna thank me?"
    I said, trying not to laugh: "What for?"
    He says: "I farted in front of Mum the other day and she said 'Geez thanks for that'".

    Now every time he farts, he expects us to thank him.
  2. What a little champion :)

    I farted on my girlfriend once... She didn't exactly thank me.... lol
  3. ..and you know Uncle.... kids do imitate their parents!!.... 8-[

  4. Lol.

    My 5 year old son, after being allowed out of his room after going postal at his sister, walked into my wife, who was on the pc and said " Go to E-bay and sell Dad! "

    Now it's the running joke!
  5. ...what's the highest bid so far??...... :D
  6. You're not supposed to do that while she is down there though....