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they wont do that again...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Sep 5, 2005.

  1. According to a news report, a certain private school in Wollongong was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of year 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

    After they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.

    Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

    He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
  2. Classssssic..... Now that is a good joke.

    Hey, old twin guys, take notice.... :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Just kidding fellas, you have enough on your plate with the possile public eviction from netrider :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  3. Yes, I know. The shame and humiliation, being the subject of a poll initiated by a person who's racked up all of 38 posts, and managed to offend most of the forum in world record time. I don't know how I will bear up under such prodigious strain......
  4. passes hornet a noose, will this help :p j/k
  5. LOL.. nice
  6. hey MrNinja, they letting you take your bike with you into recruit training? When I did mine (1,000 years ago) guys could go home in the middle of the 11 weeks and bring their cars back, but they weren't allowed for the first 5 and a bit weeks (afraid guys would scarper off, I guess)
  7. The lipstick joke is a very old one, probably an urban myth, but, what the hell, it's funny anyway.

    Stopping girls from using make-up at school is a real drama, believe me. Nearly as bad as trying to stop them from using their mobile phones in class.