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There once lived a chicken and a horse

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Mar 22, 2005.

  1. On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

    Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

    Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

    Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!



    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

    The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

    Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    The moral of the story?

    When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
     
  2. Its so sad its funny! :roll:

    Onya Eswen :p
     
  3. That is absolutley awesome!!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
  4. :shock:

    :p :LOL: :D :p :LOL: :D

    Excellent!!

    hmmm hold on... better get a harley :?
     
  5. that's the problem - :roll: it's only chicks on harley that :shock: :LOL:
     
  6. hump day funny

    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both whom loved to play together.
    One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
    Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
    Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
    Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

    Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

    After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

    Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

    The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
    Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.
    The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
    The moral of the story? (yep, there's a moral!) . . . . . . "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
     
  7. haha very good, heard it before but in a different context
     
  8. (joke) a horse, a chicken & a harley

    ok, i checked back 3 months worth of jokes and i couldn't find this there so apologies if it's been told recently and i've missed it....

    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, who loved to play together.
    >
    >One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
    >to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go

    >get the farmer for help!
    >
    >Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
    >searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
    >to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the
    >farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
    >sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his
    friend's life.
    >
    >Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken

    >arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of

    >rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
    >bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,

    >with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud,

    >the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was
    >none the wiser when he returned.
    >
    >The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best

    >Pals.
    >
    >A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
    >began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse
    >thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking

    >underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he
    >would then lift him out of the pit.
    >The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
    >saving his life.
    >
    >The moral of the story? (Yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
    >
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    >"When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a harley to pick up a
    bird''
    >
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  9. :grin: lol, and to think Falcon-lord gives me crap for riding a pink 250 !!! :grin: :grin:

    Of course its not the picking up bit I have trouble with, its the keeping the ones I want, but thats another story ;)
     
  10. yeah, the ol' "it's NOT PINK f'chrissake" wears thin after a while eh?!
    the ones you want aren't necessarily the ones that are right!! besides (says she in mother-hen mode) you're young - you should just be out enjoying yourself for the next decade. in which case it's the 'picking up' not the 'keeping' that counts :p :grin:
     
  11. Re: (joke) a horse, a chicken & a harley

    Rofl :grin: :grin:
    Seems its been around before !!
     
  12. Was a good joke ..... the first time ... i dont get why it was posted by 2 others tho :? (feel the love Carrie ;) ) Cos i only saw a minor variation in the last line, on Carries, but was the same on ... uh... Wizzards...
     
  13. check out the times of posting... all merged into one thread so i could prove that i was teh c00lest in posting it first :LOL: :roll: