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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by hornet, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. ....the house painter who swallowed a mouth-full of varnish

    It was a horrible death...

    but a beautiful finish....
  2. *groan* are you a father by any chance? coz that was a classic Dad Joke.... :roll:
  3. paul

    it is possible that that is the worst joke i've ever heard.
    poor form indeed.
  4. I would have thought that you guys would have glossed over this one.....

    Sides, I've spent the last 26 years embarrassing my children at every possible opportunity. Their poor minds are broken beyond repair :LOL: :LOL:

  5. ....even worse!! Lol. :p :grin: :p
  6. well, keep up the good work then, looks like your a chance for father of the year with pearlers like that! :grin: :LOL:
  7. ...Hornet's humour can be a... touch dry.... :)
  8. But you cant say Hornet does not have a .....
    polished performance :grin: :LOL:
  9. Yeah, but he could do with some...brushing up.
  10. Now this thread is starting to....shine. :)
  11. :oops: thats the sort of joke my dad tells but not bad clean humor
  12. Well done, guy's 'n gals, a thin veneer of laughter is always better than a broad brush
    That should get the attention of the Humourator!! :LOL:
  13. You reckon that's bad? Did you hear what happened to the tulip when it's mum & dad died? She had to become a self-raising flower...
  14. tut tut. perhaps, in the name of good humor, this thread should be deleted ;) muahahahahahahahaha

    A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Sorry." says the bartender. "We don't serve food here."
  15. And then there's the termite, who walked into a pub and said "Where's the bartender....?"
  16. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

    *Bah Boom Tissh*
  17. A seal walked in to a club........ :LOL: :LOL:
  18. Q: What do baby seals like to drink?

    A: Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks.
  19. A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right
  20. a dyslexic man walks into a bra ...