I'm doing a fill-in phone monkey job to replace a guy who's in hospital. How'd he get there? He was driving in his car and knocked a bloke off his scooter. Got out to apologise, offered to pick up the scooter, and without thinking picked it up by the throttle... It yanked him across 4 lanes and smacked him into a gutter. Broke his shoulder joint in 4 places, ball and socket both rooted. The tragedy of the situation is that if he'd had a video camera on him at the time he'd at least be recuperating with a launge room full of JVC goodies from the Funniest Home Video show. Oh, and the scooter rider? Fine, a scratch on his leg.