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the zipper

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by caz64, Apr 24, 2015.

  1. The ZIPPER

    If this one doesn't make you laugh.....
    .... you definitely need an undertaker.
    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting
    for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt.As the bus stopped
    and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt
    was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the
    first step of the bus.Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
    she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
    thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still
    couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again
    reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.For the second time she attempted the step, and once again,
    much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little
    smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
    more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her
    picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
    step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
    screeched, "How dare you touch my body!I don't even know who you are!"

    The Texan smiled and drawled,"Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,but after you unzipped my fly threetimes,I kinda figured we was friends."

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  2. excellent :LOL::LOL: