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The Wrong Thing to Say...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by smack, Jul 15, 2005.

  1. A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

    The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"

    "Yes" she replies. "He's my ex-husband and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

    "That's remarkable" the husband replies. "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

    Services will be held at 2:30pm Saturday at Forever Green Mortuary

  2. Whooohoooo!!!
    Funny, funny!
  3. Reminds me of a true story...

    Years ago. My ex boss (tells) he was sitting in bed reading while his wife, getting ready for bed, stops and looks at herself in the mirror.
    Turning and looking at herself from a different angle she says, "I think I need to take up a sport. What sport should I do, dear?"
    A strange feeling came over the bloke, and he saw his life flash before his eyes, as entirely of it's own volition a word formed in his throat and came out of his mouth before he could stop it...