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The woman and the Boat...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by YAMRAJ, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. There were these twins, Jim and John. Jim was the owner of an old
    dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day
    Jim's boat sank.



    A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Jim and mistaking him for John
    said
    "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."

    Jim, thinking she was talking about his boat said "Fact is I'm sort of
    glad
    to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her
    bottom
    was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was
    always
    losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole
    in
    the front too. Every time I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked
    like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her
    to
    these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very
    good,
    but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at
    once
    and she split right up the middle."

    The old woman fainted. :LOL:
     
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  2. ROFLMAO... oh that's a good one...
     
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  3. Thanks... good to know someone that rides a FZR apart from me in the community.. I thought I was being endangered. :)
     
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  4. yep, i coinsider that a classic :)
     
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  5. You bet its a clasic, a monsterous classic...
     
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  6. love it :LOL: keep em comin,
    thanks
     
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