A truckie is driving down the Hume Highway, doing 100, when out of his window he sees a block on a motorbike pulls up alongside him.The amazing thing is that the bloke is standing up with one foot on the handlebars and the other on the seat balancing with an unlit cigarette in his mouth. He motions to the truckie to wind down the window and immediately asks for a light. The truckie hands him the lighter and says, "What the bloody hell are you doing? You're gonna kill yourself!" and the bloke says, "Nah it's OK I only smoke one or two a month!"